Highlights from Missions Week pardon me potential Two Month Fundraiser

God TV prays for ''God TV Cities'' in the Vault Room where the Alecs painted a visual picture of how 'Satan' was stopping finances from coming into the Ministry

 

God TV celebrates Derisory Partner figures as they attempt to stack up blue percentages for Regional Targets Wall

The Million Trees Project on God TV Frontpage

 

The cleared Altar a first for God TV's Missions Week as there are hardly any pledges to put on it

 

This A road leads to a village in the Negev Locals must be speculating as to whether this Project will be pulled off and what it will mean if it goes ahead

 

Spot the Angel

 

Viewer Categories include those who stopped supporting God TV who Alecs appealed too

 

Munsey takes charge and gets Directors to whoop about in joy about viewers response not good as you see

 

The Day of the Clap Machine on God TV

 

Shofar blown for 'Recession Proof Seed'

 

 

If we have offended you then make an offering

This is part I of a II or III part Post just to give you a flavour of this latest MW which is claimed to need last only a week. Everyone knows and the Directors knows the Two Month orgy is more like it eventhough gains will only be 2,500 in Partner gains. God TV is deliberately focussed on steady finance as the Ministries survival depends on it.

Rory Alec omits any strong speech indicating that WITHOUT THE FINANCE THE STABLE STANDING ORDER FINANCE GOD TV’S FUTURE IS IN JEAPODY.

NEWSFLASH: GOD TV’S ANNAUL BUDGET SOARS FROM £25M TO £36M IN 2009

One of the perks of enduring the endless bore that is Missions Week aka Two Month Fundraising Period is that one catches gems like this: God TV’s Budget has gone up from doubling from £12.5m to £25m to an astonishing and mindnumbing £36m.

What are they doing? Rory Alec gathers Projects like one possessed. God TV has a vision for ”thousands of Churches” in the African region linked to the de facto Water well, assuming they hit sufficient water to justify Water Vats and that the Government hasn’t abandoned the Region due to geophysical factors (LSE public lecture on Geophycists or other University Channel).

God TV has not provided costings of the latest brainswaves such as the Archeologists one in Negev, Million Trees in Israel, costs of groundwork etc and actual breakdown of cost of Tree Donations. Nor cost of errecting a Church building as well as build Clinics, etc, in effect central infrastructure in an african Village; so one is having to estimate costs on visual appearance and imagined scales ie rough shell composed of red bricks and standard corrugated tin roof.

God TV also does not show us WHO ELSE is bearing the load. ‘Friends’? Suppliers, Ministries they are working with to share the cost in Transmitter builds and how much bullying they did to get Crown House a multi Company building to change it to ‘Angel House’ after God TV i’ts struggling failing nemesis. ( I imagine bloods is boiling at the aforementioned place anyone there spill the beans!)

Bloggers watching God TV and it’s Pals JOYNER , NAR, ICA, 7 Mountains* need to factor in God TV into their analysis and do a lot of the work in estimation etc.

In lieu of these astounding figure and the 2 yearly Financial Crises of the Ministry. Which Financial Crisis will finally kill them?

Pictures from Missions Week Autumn/Winter 2009

God TV Directors imagining percentages on Regional Targets Wall

God TV Directors Chris Cole and Founder Rory Alec, Chris Cole ( UK Director) imagine the White Plastic grooved Regional Targets Wall turning into Navy Blue.

God TV Directors pray for the US Cities to become 'God TV Cities' in the USA

God TV Directors pray for ALL US Cities to become ‘God TV Cities’ simply doing what TBN is doing which is the largest Christian TV Station in the world.

The Altar, a routine item is changed into an Evangelistic Altar to boost Print outs and give additional boost to Week

God TV employs Jerusalem Prayer Campaign tactics to get Prayer Requests for lost loved ones, to boost Printouts in the Altar Room which previously was employed as a visaul metaphor for the Vault eg Satan (or Christians in other words as meanings are interchangable) has/ is keeping Ministry from raising funds.

 

Chris Cole UK Director claims White Wall is a Blue Wall eg 10,000 Families come in (on standing order that is ) in a Word of Faith prayer

A few pictures from second Half Missions Week which conveniently syncs with Rosh Hannah so God TV can bring New Beginnings into Ministry as well as viewers lives; this is supposed to make viewers think ‘this is a new thing’ not ‘oh no not the same old repetitive junk’ over and over again.n It is a device to fire up ‘Recession Proof Seed’ which Unemployment (Highest level for 14 years UK) slow weak Bank Lending ( not fast enough to prevent Businesses from going to the wall) and Ministries (paula white in foreclosure, scandals in Word of Faith ministries, Oral Roberts University Scandal, Joyner Scandals, Raze scandal buried by Message to Schools) and somehow breathe life into a Missions Week Fundraising Period of a hated Two Months into some sort of life, even if total fundraising this year has taken 6 months of this year 2009, and other devices are employed to raise funds (Pastors Israel Tour$ 10,000 requested donation or £6m) the Million Trees Project the trees cost $1 and God TV is offering a Tree plant on Latest Monthly Offer, average £6m; given that the budget has quietly soared to a new high of £36m from it’s previous high of £25m.

God TV have also been unapologetic over the Todd Bentley scandal and his scandelous ‘Restoration’ which has caused viewing figures to be no more than approximately 10,000 or more per week. Some high ranked websites are getting more hits.

First Night Nerves as God TV plans 7 Day Missions Week on top of the third Fundraising Campaign (Official) this Year

Rory Alec breaks with all broadcast conventions and does a Joe Bloggs impression in lieu of a defended Lakeland Scandal

Rory and Wendy Alec, Chris Cole, Steve Beik, Thomas Robinson show insecure First Night Nerves on Day 2 of the routine second half Missions Week.

The Target is 100,000 persisting from Angel Partner Week. God TV’s total Partners are only 16,500. God TV only managed to get 2,500 approx (figure off top of head but it’s not good as you might expect). God TV extended the Angel Partner Week over what has become the usual 2 month period and the gain has only been 2,500 give or take; instead of the 100,000 they are ‘in faith’ for.

The Staff tried to set up competitions to ‘get America going’ and other Countries but especially the USA as it has the capacity to ‘instantly’ solve God TV’s financial problems and bring them into stability. The inter-country Competitions a device to get ‘love’ to do something (Chris Cole). failed to get a response beyond a few that they told us about; figures so low that if things continue, then God TV might be forced to adopt its hated 2 month Campaigns.

The banks of operators barely have a call but the operators are made to look busy?

America is not coming to the rescue, and the UK has now being relegated to secondary status.

Rory Alec wants to run the Missions Week for a WEEK but Rory Alec by his own admission stated that the extended period allowed viewers to get on board for their campaigns.

One strange device: God TV has covered the nations in white pins in a vain attempt to change them from white to red but the viewers super slow response has meant that this Missions Week is ”the slowest Missions Week ever” to quote Rory Alec.

Rory Alec breaks with all broadcast conventions and does a Joe Bloggs impression in lieu of a defended Lakeland Scandal

God TV foolishly decides to hold ONE WEEK Missions Week instead of humiliating Two Months

NEWSFLASH God TV is doing a Angel Partner Week or Missions Week in brand new clothing to raise 100,000 Partners to give the Ministry financial stablity and foundations

In all but name the above happening on www.godtv.com we now have a  Missions Week running that is IDENTICAL to the previous formats but with a brand new name and colour.

News so far GOD TV HAS NOW 18,000 to 20,000 Partners 5,000-3,000 on yesterdays estimate. They want 100,000 Partners for long term  stable financing rather than ride ‘the blessings and challenges’ of living from hand to mouth on Missions Weeks to Missions Weeks.

We all know that the MW Format is BROKEN. God TV now has broken up it’s fundraising into proposed Pastors Tour (£6m desired result), The Million Trees Project £6m, this unexpected MW (God TV always wants more money than it’s most devoted will supply), and of course our old pal MW turning up in it’s familiar repetive format in the second half of the year (expect 60 days or 2 months and more failure).

Only THIS TIME God TV has 30 days to raise 100,000 Partners. Fundings if got would raise from £18m to £25m which is something they have done before. OTHERWISE THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR GOD TV AND THE FUTURE IS JEOPARDISED BY LACK OF STABLE FUNDING.

This is just   a quick post.

Todd Bently was again paraded out. God TV have suffered because of their denying how the Church has suffered and how Churches have closed down in Florida and Rory Alec wants to open hundreds of Churches alongside Water wells in the desert lands of Africa.

On the back of extensive blogging God TV are planning a BTS on their move to Kansas to the 15 room Mansion in Linwood

Unusually it wasn’t me who broke the story but endtimes prophetic words who mines my blog for data on God TV anyway. The Blogging community caught up and suddenly it is all over the net.

God TV’s email states (sent 6 hours ago today 11th June 2009) that Rory and Wendy Alec plan to do a BTS on the above topic.

So what can we expect from Mssrs Rory and Wendy Stephen pardon me Alec their stage names?

Well, superspiritual explanations for a home in UK AND USA, Bible verses from Word Faith demagogues like Mike Murdock and Nassir Sadiki will abound and of course plenty of spin about how God called them to get a Mansion (just like their good friend Benny Hinn).

Well according to local accounts it is a house with a bit of History which of course Rory and Wendy will add too in their own inmimitable style no doubt hosting gigs in their 11 acre Garden, holding meetings of the Elite Circle of Key People instrumental to their campaign to both tell the Church and the World what to do. I am of the opinion that one must use one’s imagination to imagine all sorts of things on the ground AND GET LOCAL GOSSIP RELIABLE AND AUTHORATIVE about WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING ON THE GROUND FROM STAFF HIRE TO GOINGS ON.

All in all with the advent of the  Linwood Mansion and the Cornwall House plus any number of presumed boltholes. It presumes all God TV Watchers watch events closely and also call God TV to account and demand Salary details, Account details and other materials that Supporters and Detracters have a right to read.

NEWSFLASH! God TV plans to use upcoming Pastors Tour as an unofficial Missions Week Part III!!!!

You are not going to believe it! Rory and Wendy Alec plan to give Church Leaders and their wives FREE ISRAEL HOLIDAYS but with one proviso; THEY PAY/DONATE $10,000, or £5000 which if I am right is quite a hefty amount given the size of Churches in the Uk. (US Churches might manage it but even the US is affected by the Credit Crunch).

Those of us with our brains still on should have cottoned on to the fact that between the expected October/September MW (MW = 2 months that is or 4 months of the year 25% of their time!!) if indeed we got it at all that the Pastors Tour/free holiday is a ruse for a new reinvention of MW. Fellowshipping will be on their mind the way Sales people butter up their prospects, but it all ends up with the Crunch with 1000 being the number wanted to raise I estimate £6m or $12m (I need to check calculation but the amount is a problem solving for God TV).

So folks MW via the back end!

Now this is online this will go round the web and the whole God TV watching blogosphere will have caught on.

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God TV officially confirms $45-50m (£25m) in a rather more candid BTS and that they are in trouble ‘like other Ministries and Churches’

Rory and wendy Alec in a surprise move, adopt a more sober tone in the face of being forced to suffer cutbacks when the full $5m (£3.5m) fails to come in.

How they omit such a crucial load of facts is beyond me but the failed MW (in terms of BANKED AMOUNT) proves that whilst God TV Fans came up with a Ministry saving Pledged amount £4.5m, when push comes to shove, it was the Banked amount that was effectively the final vote.

God TV after attempting to eliminate mine and other Bloggers memories of MW are now running an Ad with words to the effect that ‘churches and ministries are in trouble’ and that strangely for the first time’ GOD TV IS RUN WITH TOUGH TIMES IN MIND not economic growth.

I have also discovered that God TV is not repeating MW coverage much? because of the embarasssment factor. MW seems to bring out things in them they would rather we don’t see. However devoted watchers who know how to spot the gaffes, honesties etc are in for a treat, provided you are armed with notebooks galore. This is a skill I have developed over the years hence the degree of skepticism I have with any God TV Initiative and ANY thing coming from their polluted hearts. Their hearts are the problems behind the numerous difficulties being inflicted on the Church which they hate with a passion. Like hiding their activities, and true agendas, like lack of transparency, lack of accountability, lack of concern for little irritating viewer with mundane concerns, fudging scandals like Raze Scandal which Andy Hawthorne Director of Message of Schools swept under the carpet, making difficulties with music taking out aggression in music, health and safety concerns with X istence young people who are made to go into places where their safety is compromised whilst Chip K is in the Park and Musicians are filmed backstage. I could go on.

The Kansas City Prophets, NAR,ICA, 7 Mountains Mandate are more indicative of God TV activities and Mark Goodge who is their Internet Policeman meaning us Net nerds are deprived of our rights under Human Rights Provisioning Legislation.

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Wendy Alec weeps on MW about the lack of funding for Pro grammes on Spring Missions Week where God TV failed to meet its target by £1m plus

nother first, another coup for the Blog.
When God TV did its Fundraising for Wendy Alec’s Programmes longings WENDY ALEC CRIED ON THE LIVE BROADCAST.
This was not shown on the Repeats which have been Preacher Re-Runs instead of or at best the minimal attention paid to Rory and Wendy interaction with Guest Preachers Directors, the Audience, which is 500,000 with 130,000 on the Mailing List. (One can feign interest to get on it and even send a donation they are none the wiser unless they try to vet the Mailing List!!)

The programming which Wendy Alec is in charge of is always the one part of the Budget to get cuts. Wendy Alec is quick to point that out. If you look at the Programmes over about a year and a half you will notice the same Programmes being repeated endlessly bar a bit of live programming which is NEVER PERSONAL PRESENTER PRESENCE OF RORY AND WENDY ALEC (unless they want money or book sales etc) but also impersonal globally percieved ‘live’ (This follows hard on the heels of Revelation TV’s success at winning a loyal audience by LIVE In House  programming ) I reckon if you watch for a year and a half plus Live Missions Week (boring except for the gems and gaffes) then you will have seen all God TV has to offer by way of Programmes, which predictably hail from the Elijah List, NAR, ICA and 7 Mountains Dominionist people which of course are afforded priority on the Schedules along with programmes emphasing GLOBAL GLOBAL GLOBAL, the Alecs other favourite Theme.

God TV faces an imminent crisis as £3.5m or $5m does not come in on time despite £4.2m pledged

It looks like God TV is approaching an imminent crisis as a Missions Week which has contrary to Rory Alec’s reports in real terms has taken TWO MONTHS for any funds of any substance  to come in.

This has happened of course on top of God TV taking on a whole new set of [expensive] roles: that of Archaeologist of a Byzantine  Church in the Negev (God TV branding and God TV logos planned of course for this thoroughly commercial proposed ‘God TV’ Forest, Developer of the Negev (!!) which as you know as variable microclimates and low rainfall, Pro-Zionist presence in Jerusalem (the bigger the better!” The Recognition Centre in Jerusalem hills,(expensive), The proposed MILLION TREE God TV Forrest, Church planter (Angel Mission BTS with John Bongiono who is under his thumb) Development Aid (Africa, Zimbabwe) plus alledgely commissioning Conferences etc (God TV Advertorial) that actually are the others and done by other Ministries with God TV just filming.

All this is gonna take money and lots of it. According to Ashimolowo on MW at Kenya GOD TV’S ACTUAL BUDGET IS BETWEEN $40-50M or £25 (!!!) which God TV has NOT acknowledged astoundingly in this Missions Week as usually they are quick to tell us how much they require and by when.

So I believe in Jesus Name that God TV is facing imminent crisis. Missions Week is broken. They are now unable to raise funds in  week as other more successful Ministries do ie TBN and Daystar and now it is a tedious TWO MONTH EXERCISE meaning it takes FOUR MONTHS to raise the monies or not as the case maybe.

The revived Million Trees Project has bypassed and ignored ACTUAL viewer response of 335,000 trees in favour of 500,000 trees and above all the title MILLION TREES which would give them a major physical presence in Israel something they are very keen to establish ie with a state of the art Broadcast Centre the 6th floor, the proposed Recognition Centre in the Jerusalem Hills (very costly real estate) the Million Tree Forest plan and the Byzantine Church ancient site plus developing the Negev!!

Are you thinking they have bitten off more than they can chew? or that the likely closure of God TV will result in extreme embarrassment re the Israeli Government as the Bankers and unpaid Satellite Providers ( I guess a whole YEARS satellite fees have not been paid and now its pay time) and God TV end up in  disgrace.